October 2008
28 posts
I don’t think this is strictly true. Obama might get Colorado and North Carolina and McCain might take Azerbaijan, Albania, or Yemen.
Too ugly to get a job (yes, there’s a pic):
“I’m not tall. I’m not good-looking. I’m not rich. But people shouldn’t discriminate against me for that.”
A FATHER-OF-TWO who is desperate to find work claims he is being discriminated against by employers because he is “too ugly to be on show.”
Brilliant work by Yankee Pot Roast. It’s so good it’s hard even to pull an excerpt, but here goes:
It was then that I realized all power came from the Sun. As I stumbled from my car to a roadside saloon a PowerPoint graph slid into my head of what organisms need to do to achieve PhotoSynthesis. I call them the PhotoSynthesis Superchargers:
- Be a living organism: Sitting on the fence between “dead” and “not dead” won’t cut it any more.
- Maximize your access to carbon dioxide and water investment.
- Be willing to absorb solar energy and change.
In the post 9/11-world, there are what I call Plants and Animals. Animals can’t make Glucose and Oxygen from the Sun. But a Plant can. I was thinking about this as I ordered a drink from the bar, when I ran—literally—into German finance minister Peer Steinbrück. Mr. Steinbrück demanded an apology.
“It doesn’t look like the Thai baht is going to recover any time soon,” I said, slamming the business end of my Zima bottle into his head.